Total Medals Earned: 53 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 870 Points
Medals Earned: 5/16 (135/490 points)
Kill your first enemy
DefeatWave1
Defeat Wave 2
Kill 10 enemies
Defeat a wave without getting hit
Kill 150 enemies
Upgrade Bullet to max
Upgrade FireRate to Max
Defeat Wave 5
Defeat Wave 4
Kill 250 enemies
Upgrade Health three times
Defeat Wave 3
Kill 350
Defeat Wave 6
Defeat the Invader Ship
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (60/360 points)
Passed the tutorial!
Read all books!
Find all health upgrades!
Find and Kill Billy!
Find all stamina syrup!
Find the Septic Sword!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/260 points)
Start the game
Reach the map's mid-point
Reach the top of the mountain
Participate in the speedrun!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/140 points)
Saved by Saitama senei!
Daisy and Rosalina finally find you!
Mario is shocked by your true strength!
Show your face to Princess Peach!
Surprise Princess Peach!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (30/395 points)
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)